imagine an american going to hogwarts determined not to live up to stereotypes and they do pretty well up until they discover their patronus is a bald eagle
I WANT A CURRENT GENERATION OF HOGWARTS STUDENTS THAT SPEAK IN MEMEss
someone tries to send the entire script of bee movie as a howler
i see your wolf dog fetched a treebranch
i see your godfather fetched a broomstick.
Two kinds of people
glamour tips i have read that can also be applied to the loch ness monster:
- stay hydrated
- be elusive
- avoid a harsh flash
- try to get plenty of exercise
- play hard to get
- be aware of lighting
- elongate the neck
- eat plenty of fish
- grow old gracefully
- keep an air of mystery
- a true lady reveals nothing
happy 34th birthday to harry james potter! (and jk rowling)
Sometimes I feel like Lauren is under-appreciated as a villain. Remember that time she tanked the stock market just to see what Kevin would do?
oh my fucking god
The next time he comes in Steve’s thoughts veer off into the first few lines of Starspangled Man With A Plan, which is immediately followed by an impressive string of swears because HE KEEPS THINKING HE’S GOT THE FUCKING SONG OUT OF HIS HEAD AND THEN IT JUST CREEPS BACK UP ON HIM WHAT THE FUCK. Trying to dislodge it, he starts reciting some modern pop song about milkshakes and boys in your yard
i can’t breathe
me too. Just imagine what he’d hear from Clint, though… thoughts about cookies, complaints that the Triskellion has an intolerable lack of milk in the refrigerators he’s discovered. Wondering if they keep a secret fridge in the basement, just so no one takes their milk. Well, that’s what he’d do, anyway. What if they’re on to him? What if they stole his idea and all the basement fridges are full of glorious milk and fresh cookies and they’re keeping everYTHING FROM HIM??