Something Wicked This Way Comes

destispell:

imagine an american going to hogwarts determined not to live up to stereotypes and they do pretty well up until they discover their patronus is a bald eagle

trashking2k14:

davekat:

I WANT A CURRENT GENERATION OF HOGWARTS STUDENTS THAT SPEAK IN MEMEss

someone tries to send the entire script of bee movie as a howler

man-and-camera:

Tranquility ➾ Luke Gram

man-and-camera:

Tranquility ➾ Luke Gram
anything-is-pawsible:

detectivesmaug:

mojosodope178:

i see your wolf dog fetched a treebranch

i see your godfather fetched a broomstick. 

Two kinds of people

anything-is-pawsible:

detectivesmaug:

mojosodope178:

i see your wolf dog fetched a treebranch

i see your godfather fetched a broomstick. 

Two kinds of people

pixiecasey:



glamour tips i have read that can also be applied to the loch ness monster:

stay hydrated
be elusive
avoid a harsh flash
try to get plenty of exercise
play hard to get
be aware of lighting
elongate the neck
eat plenty of fish
grow old gracefully
keep an air of mystery
a true lady reveals nothing

pixiecasey:

glamour tips i have read that can also be applied to the loch ness monster:
  • stay hydrated
  • be elusive
  • avoid a harsh flash
  • try to get plenty of exercise
  • play hard to get
  • be aware of lighting
  • elongate the neck
  • eat plenty of fish
  • grow old gracefully
  • keep an air of mystery
  • a true lady reveals nothing

herhmione:

happy 34th birthday to harry james potter! (and jk rowling)

me: halloween is coming soon
mom: it's july
me:
me: halloween is coming soon

antiheroicshenanigans:

Sometimes I feel like Lauren is under-appreciated as a villain.  Remember that time she tanked the stock market just to see what Kevin would do?

But can you imagine Professor X visiting SHIELD and then, amidst all these voices thinking about work and and files and se, there's this one voice that goes 'I wonder if I could make one of the surrounding buildings if I jumped from the roof of the triskelion and had a running start. probably not. ok what if i had a motorcycle start. what if i rode my motorcyle and then JUMPED OFF IT IN MIDAIR' and charles peeks in and steve is in a meeting, standing rimrod straight, looking super serious

crewdlydrawn:

thunderboltsortofapenny:

bluandorange:

oh my fucking god

The next time he comes in Steve’s thoughts veer off into the first few lines of Starspangled Man With A Plan, which is immediately followed by an impressive string of swears because HE KEEPS THINKING HE’S GOT THE FUCKING SONG OUT OF HIS HEAD AND THEN IT JUST CREEPS BACK UP ON HIM WHAT THE FUCK. Trying to dislodge it, he starts reciting some modern pop song about milkshakes and boys in your yard

i can’t breathe

me too.  Just imagine what he’d hear from Clint, though…  thoughts about cookies, complaints that the Triskellion has an intolerable lack of milk in the refrigerators he’s discovered.  Wondering if they keep a secret fridge in the basement, just so no one takes their milk.  Well, that’s what he’d do, anyway.  What if they’re on to him?  What if they stole his idea and all the basement fridges are full of glorious milk and fresh cookies and they’re keeping everYTHING FROM HIM??